I had 3 stitches in my ear today and now my ear is swollen like a balloon
I’m not being racist but if you didnt want your ear to swell up you probably shouldn’t have gotten stitches.
how is that racist
they just said they weren’t being racist do you even listen
woah man tornado wornado in effect
DID I SERIOUSLY SAY FRICKIN TORNADO WARNADO OH MY GOD I MEANT WARNING
we have the possibility of a tornado-wornado, so please keep all your doorsie-woorsies locked, and make sure close your windows. We don’t want your housie-wouse to be blown away now do we!!
i swear to god
he’s makin a list
checkin’ it twice!
gonna find out if you’re middle class and white
So a few days ago I was just sitting on my couch browsing tumblr like always. But suddenly my mom walked up and just gave me the littlest sandwiches that have ever existed.
And it just made my day so much better just look at these fucking sandwiches.
Tiny sandwiches can make everything better.
*nervously adjusts collar* *deep breath* “fuck the police”
“i dIDN’T MEAN IT”
aw man what if all those assholes from yahoo answers join tumblr